from my sister

Hilariously reinforcing stereotypes ("bun of patience") and showing a surprising amount of insight for a non-librarian ("Sorted Speech allows the librarian to speak sensibly in alphabetical or categorical words"). Though I wish "Sorted Speech" were actually the power to catalog everything you've said or heard. Then I'd remember what Kyle and I were giggling hysterically at on Wednesday night, and it would be filed under "Hilarious."



PS. My new goal is to become the most hooly of hooligans. Look out.